by bschooled

Pick-up lines used most often by those naughty cat ladies….

· Where have you been for the last 18-24 years of my life?
· I’m not really a Cougar, but I play one at the bar
· Your Mom didn’t tell me you had grown into such a hot, sexy, muscular young man…
· If you come back to my place, I’ll let you get all up in my grill….
· If that’s what you kids call a keg these days, I’d definitely like to tap that…
· You’ve been a bad boy, now go to my room!
· I lost my virginity about 20 years ago, can I have yours?
· Your body’s name must be Visa, because other than Fredricks of Hollywood, it’s everywhere I want to be!
· Come back to my place and we can create Generation XY…

Source: http://bschooled.wordpress.com/2009/04/28/cougar-pick-up-lines/